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Rush Limbaugh and the OIl Spill

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

So conservative blowhard Rush thinks the Gulf Oil Spill is a natural occurrence that will take care of itself if we just leave it alone.

I got an idea! Let’s ask Rush to volunteer to be coated with crude oil and let it dissipate “naturally.” I realize that in his case it wouldn’t make him much more slimy, but it could still be fun to watch!

I’d say Rush is merely a clown or a baboon that no one should pay attention to anyway, but that would be insulting to clowns and baboons and ignore the reality that people will, unfortunately, listen to him and repeat what he says as if it had some validity, not recognizing that even most morons can see that drilling for oil is anything but natural. That’s like saying the radiation from a nuclear bomb is natural.

See if this works!